"GERMANY, RUSSIA AND FRANCE"
Germany, Russia and France
Germany, Russia and France
How long we've been waiting
for honest debating
in Germany, Russia and France!
But the Germans are plagued by a punishing curse
that worms its way through generations,
Each "Tag" and each "Rat" seem to be getting worse--
Could it be for their past violations?
A payback for putting the world to war,
A vengeance for genocide, mayhem and gore?
For what is now left of that once proud land,
the land of the Von Braun rockets,
is a government governing with the strong hand
of effeminate Dieter from "Sprockets."
Germany, Russia and France
Germany, Russia and France
Through the years we've been longing
for friends to come thronging
from Germany, Russia and France.
Ol' Vladimir has missed such an opportune chance,
a chance to step up with the big boys,
While he could have emerged as a star of the dance,
he instead was seduced by his war toys.
He could have been known for his vision;
but now he has earned our derision.
Then again, should we really be all that surprised
at a kingpin of Mafia lawlessness,
from a country where honor still gets compromised
after decades of Communist godlessness?
Germany, Russia and France
Germany, Russia and France
Now a country needs saving,
and help we are craving
from Germany, Russia and France
To our wonderful friends Frère Jacques and Pierre
we now offer our congratulations
We've asked for your help in this warring affair,
and you've met all our French expectations.
"Mon dieu, just eat cheese and drink coffee!
Garçon, un croissant for Ghadafi!"
Countless times-now we've pulled YOUR fat out of the fire--
dare we hope for some pure motivations?
No! You've earned, as a friend, when a friend's need is dire,
the apt sobriquet, "hors' of all nations."
Germany, Russia and France
Germany, Russia and France
True friends have supported
while you have aborted
'Wiedersehen, do svidania, bonne chance.